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Engineer / Dell Conagher ⬤ Team Fortress 2
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moonblessing ⬤ sanguis

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[sidecars]

Heya, pal! I hear you're the one to talk to about a new rifle!

[spah]

Sure, probably.

Whatcha got in mind?

[sidecars]

That's a good question.
I'm way out of my timeline here.
I've got no clue what's cutting-edge these days.

I just want to take an enemy's head off at a few thousand feet, you know?
That's all.
I don't need anything super fancy.
Unless I CAN get something fancy.
Space fancy... Oooo.

[ The voice to text accidentally dictates his "ooh"s and "aww"s. ]

[spah]

[Don't worry, he's used to it.]

So am I. But you learn what's cutting-edge pretty fast. [Meaning: he knows what he's doing.] We can do fancy. What kind of fancy you thinking of?

[sidecars]

Do ray guns exist yet?
What about laser guns?
Or, or something with easy reload!
Maybe a radical firing range.

Or, hey, something that looks super futuristic and swell!

[spah]

Sure do. Made one myself.

I can do that.

[sidecars]

Yeah? Aces!

Can you do all of that?
Can you do it all in one sniper rifle AND make it look like the bee's knees while it does all those things?

[spah]

Tarnation, you type like my uncle talks.

Probably could. You thinking of something from scratch, or some kind of add-on?
I can do both, either way.

[sidecars]

Ah, well, funny you should type that! (Hehn)
I found a shortcut on my smartphone that dictates for me.
It's pretty damn slick!

I've got nothing to offer to add on, too.
But if you've got something already cooking, by all means add a little more spice to it.

[spah]

Yeah, I've seen it. Don't think it reads Texan accents too well, though.

Scratch it is. Can do.

[sidecars]

Ha! Texas might as well be classified under its own language.

[ says the punk from Jersey. ]

Aces, buddy! Aces!
What time frame will I be lookin' at?

[spah]

Probably a couple days. I got the parts.

[sidecars]

Really?
Hot damn, Tiger! You may be my new favorite person here!

we don't have to play out any kind of delivery if you don't wanna btw, I'm fine with handwaving!

[spah]

Here's hoping I still am by the time I'm done.